Buying the perfect wedding gift is a science. The formula calls for exact measurements of thought, practicality, and humor.
If you fail, the internet will make sure you never forget.
We scrolled through three wedding gift forums on Weddingbee, Reddit, and DISboards and plucked out the most bizarre gifts.
If you have a wedding coming up, treat this as guide to what not to buy.
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"A relationship advice book for couples over 50. [My] fiance and I just turned 30 and 32."— SamanthaLovesJames, Weddingbee
"A book on how to convert your spouse to your religion one of my relatives gave us."— Jaya, DISboards
"My uncle got us a book on how to deal with divorce."— whistledick, Reddit
"A package of paper plates."—pigletgirl, DISboards
"I got towels with the name 'Mary' on them. My name is not Mary… nor even an M name."— Schatzie821, Weddingbee
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